My Dear Mortals, it has been yet another extended vacation. A three-year break. This wasn’t intentional, just an unfortunate side effect of losing track of time. 

So where did we leave things off? 

I don’t remember either. So, what has happened since we last chatted…

Well, I’m an uncle. Again. That makes me a DOUBLE UNCLE! Yes, I’m ecstatic and you should be too. Those kiddos are adorable, and they’re already growing up too fast. It does make me kind of want little goblins of my own. Someone to carry on this legacy (because, let’s face it, who’s going to remember this blog in twenty years). I feel like the clock is ticking on such things, but perhaps there’s still time. We shall see. Maybe by my next blog post several years from now I’ll have a Mrs. Denizen and a little one on the way. One can dream…

Moving along.

What’s new about the state of the world? Not much, really. We’re still a planet recovering from a plague, always on the brink of societal collapse, and probably an idiot away from the next war. We “evolve” as a race, technology marches on, and things never truly change. 

So enough about that! Let’s move onto something more interesting.

How about more of my ramblings on life, the universe, and everything in-between. I feel there’s still a lot to talk about, but I’m not going to fill this return post to the brim with it.

Just know that I am back, I am armed with this blog, and I have more things to say.

Keep your eyes on the skies, I shall return (hopefully sooner this time).

This is the denizen under the bridge, signing off.